Today's hot topic :Lame jokes.

Adam: Eve, will you marry me?
Eve: Of course, who else. ('cause there's nobody else on earth)

Chemistry related:
Which is the animal that spreads disease fastest?
Its the horse. Because in alkenes, according to the Markovnikov's rule, 马cough你cough.

Biology related:
How do you determine one's sex?
Pull down his "jeans" (genes)

Alicia: You'd not been bringing tissue all the while last year. Have you been doing so this year?
Me: I've been bringing "tissue" with me all the while. (As in, tissues in the body)

Walao, LAMEZXZXZXZ right.

As usual, school's still the same. Hectic and very fast paced. Everything is revolving around schoolwork and nothing else i guess. Even the jokes are schoolwork related.